So on the 10th January 2010, I hesitantly posted a short blog http://bigcheese.posterous.com/so-after-deciding-i-was-not-going-to-do-this
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about my new years resolutions. I figured it would steer me right for the
year and focus on a few issues that aren’t all work related.
http://bigcheese.posterous.com/new-years-resolution-6-0 So Whats been done and Whats kinda half hearted? A quick review: 1. Paris in the summertime? Well no, and no its not gonna happen but
I’m going to Berlin in October and I was in Tokyo earlier this year so
that’s a “kinda!” 2. See a top 5 band. YES. Seeing Linkin Park soon. So fuck you. (now
THAT’s arrogance!) 3. Buy more property. Errr no. and again errr ….NO. 4. More meaningful sex. Again, unfortunately not. All the woman I’ve
attracted are slags. YES I’m the common denominator and yes we can discuss
it at length, but just not now. Moving on… 5. Trust more. I think I’m ok with that. People don’t trust me but I
know what you did last summer… and last Saturday night and I’m not
speaking! 6. Smoke in moderation. Check! 7. Write more quality blogs. Well this is quality aint it ? 8. Leave work if bored. Not as easy as it sounds, but I have had a few
snoozes at my desk. Ok that’s a lie. Bring me another coffee… 9. And lastly , date more “Marriage material women”. Now that’s a
total fail. But maybe I need to re-evaluate what marriage material is. Im
aiming high and hitting nothing. Aim lower ? nah… I want it all. So there it is. Not that exciting but at least I have it down on paper to
review again. Whats your excuse?
Or inappropriate. 🙂
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Why do I always react to everything negatively? Or do I ? Is it sarcasm or is it wit?
My mother, who happily divorced my father, said that sarcasm was the lowestform of wit. My father was very sarcastic. I unfortunately have inherited my
fathers hair line and his sense of humour. Im still not sure that this is a bad thing. Yes, its defensive. Yes it masks
insecurities, but I maintain its still funny, to me. I appreciate the gene
in other people. Its not an item you can buy or learn. Its in you. Its who
you are and if you nourish it, it shall prosper and morph into something I
think is quite marvelous. So when I appear to be giving the world, with you in it, a hard time,
seemingly mocking you, please don’t take offense.
Maybe I like you. Maybe I want to be friends with you.
Or maybe I think you are just a stupid soul with no sense of humour at all.
Or is that a “great sense of humour?” (insert stupid smiley here) Please hear my tone.
Its world class sarcasm. I love you to bits but you bore me too often.
I should have titled this blog “my monumental ego” but I’m afraid even that
would be lost to some. So if I have offended you, made you question yourself, made you unfollow me
or all of the above, I’m not sorry. Im stiff like that.
