Greetings! To You.
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank
Draft of $500.000.00 United States Dollars but I did not hear from you since
then.
Then I went and deposited the Bank Draft with the FEDEX COURIER WEST AFRICA
NIGERIA,I just travelled out of the country for some Months Course and I
will not come back till the end of this year December 2009.
Please i need you to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE immediately because
they are expecting your email contact to enable them send the draft to your
provided residential address within the next 42hrs.I want you to note that i
have paid all the required fees(i.e – Courier Charges,Tax Fee,
Anti-terrorist fee e.t.c) the only money you will have to send to them is
the sum of $145 which is the Security endorsement Keeping Fee of the Courier
Company.
I want you to know that i would have paid the $145 been payment for the
Security endorsement Keeping Fee of the Courier Company but the courier
company refused,saying that the fee is to be paid by the recipient of the
draft because they don’t know when you will contact them and in case of
demurrage.
Below is the contact details:
Contact Name: Rev.Moses Odos
Dispatch Officer(Fedex Courier)
Email: revmosesodos@8u8.com
Tel: +2348053850876
Please contact them immediately and inform me as soon as you recieve the
bank draft so that i will tell you what to do with the money.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Grace Martins
Amazing!
We (and by that I mean I ) make all kinds of stupid jokes and snide comments
about swine flu, especially in deep dark africa! Things like we will be
hardest hit cause our medical infrastructure is so poor and people live in
squalor so its easily transmitted blah blah. The Obvious stuff I guess. Its
amusing to make jokes comparing aids and swine flu and condoms usage with
masks. BUT, let me wake up with a tiny headache, a scratchy throat and
blocked nose, as I have done this cold morning, and its sheer panic at my
Uberclassy private doctors rooms!
Book me off doc! Pump me full of the good stuff and send me to bed! Stay
away from me people, its unconfirmed but my jewish sense of pain and
suffering has kicked in – I “know!” its swine flu.
Ironic isn’t it. A jew with pig flu. Something more amusing about that than
deep dark africa.
I feel a joke coming on….
Brent!









































