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This is Africa. Don’t be surprised.

By 2nd August 2010 No Comments

A country that hosted a successful world cup.

A Country that defied the odds and is today, a democracy.

A country where one can buy stones to eat to “clean your stomach.”

And I don’t meant grit. I mean stones the size of Golf balls.

My staff have managed to block our toilets at work because they are eating
these Rocks to cleanse their system.

AND! AND! And They BUYING the rocks from a local sangoma (witch-doctor) who
“guarantees” it works.

Unfortunately the fine print says “please shit in the woods – not in the
porcelain” and as usual, no-one reads the fine print.

Anyone got a number for a decent plumber….?


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