Hello .
Im looking for a woman to accompany me on my world travels.
The following are the critical criteria:
1. don’t mention the word “leave” to me. If you cant get leave when I want
you, then please don’t read any further.
2. if you wont rub sun cream ALL over my body when I may need it, then
please don’t read any further.
3. Im not asking you to pay your way but every once in a while if you wanna
lavish me with some “special-special” time as some kind of repayment that’s
all im asking!
4. no bitching and moaning about me in business and you in economy class, if
you don’t like this, then please don’t read any further.
5.if you don’t like or appreciate my “sense of dis-humour”, then please
don’t read any further.
Just call me Papa.
!b!
