There once was a slattern with many diseases
No morals, no dignity, and no savior named Jesus
As she went a-whorin’ with all of mankind-a
Original sin spread all through her vagina. And lo, in her womb did she carry a life
Which was then torn from God with a dull, dirty knife
The Devil danced around this child molester
Who murdered her own baby in the 2nd trimester
Let us consult the Biblical Law:
Jezebels – if you’ve murdered your fetus
You will burn in Hell forever. And your unborn baby will rot in Purgatory for all eternity. Which maybe seems harsh considering your fetus isn’t a sentient being or capable of committing any sin or even of accepting Jesus, but thems the rules according to God. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device, so please excuse any typo’s made with my man-size fingers on the teeny weeny keyboard
