Brent Spilkin

So one Beautiful Sunday afternoon, Thor is walking along Clifton 3^rd beach when he comes across the most sexy blonde woman, tanning topless on the beach.

Thor knows he can have any woman in the world, because he is “THOR – God of thunder!”

He approaches this woman and with some delft words, she falls in lust with him. Thor leans in and kisses this goddess of the beach and within minutes is making love to her on the warm white beach sand. He is masterful and after several hours of passion Thor finishes and stands up proudly and with one hand raised and the other on his hip he screams out “ I AM THOR!!! God of thunder!!” and the skies erupt in cheer!

The woman says” You think you Thor, I have thand in my puthy!”

* Number of Active* SA Twitter users: 55000 * Monthly tweets from SA: 1.5 million * Twitter web penetration: 4.5% of SA sites reference Twitter * Twitter SA site popularity: 7th most visited website in SA * Average Twitter followers for SA: 115 * Average friends for SA: 122 * Average total tweets per user for SA: 346 * Percent of protected accounts: 0.38% * Percent of geo-location enabled accounts: 12.96% * Percent of Twitter verified accounts: 0.014% * People hardly use Twitter.com directly for posting tweets, with only
26% logging into the site to post updates. * The most popular Twitter client is TweetDeck, with 10% of all SA
tweeters using it. * People hardly use Twitter.com directly for posting tweets, with only
26% logging into the site to post updates.The most popular Twitter client is
TweetDeck, with 10% of all SA tweeters using it. * SA mostly tweets at night, between 7 and 8 pm. Many also tweet first
thing in the morning, and over lunch. * Cape Town and Johannesburg are the most busy tweeters.