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As seen in Rosebank. And yes it works.
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Dear friends, followers, stalkers and Paeds.
(no family included here…move on)..
no longer with me.
I never really did the whole “oooh ahhh its Xmas” vibe. I often went to the
Goys for lunch or had a beer with some friends of friends. I even bought a
present or two, under duress. I hate the bloody Christmas carols in retail stores and shopping centres. I
hate shopping centres. I especially despise them over this period. People
spending money they don’t have on presents people don’t want cause a 2000
years ago some hippy decided to start a movement. I all I want is things to be open on the 25th. I want pizza and beers and I
want them delivered. Is it too much to ask?
Am I selfish? To those of you that believe the hype and drop cash on family you cant wait
to leave. Enjoy. Its your xmas cracker so you pull it. Be well. Behave. Believe.
Enjoy the beach bitches and don’t forget the suntan. Im out.
Spillly Bonus Pro Tip: Christmas lights may increase the possibility of being caught
while peeing outside. Related: My neighbours are fucking prudes.
Hello tweeter.
So.. @umlungux and I have decided to extend a warm Xmas welcome to you, whowish to attend this 1st ever annual #Convert2Judaism Christmas Tweetup. #C2J
We don’t care what race, ethnicity, sexual preference or political party
supporter you are, even Gingers are welcome! (and we aren’t really gonna
convert anything except cash for cold ones) It’s a “bring cash for beers” basis at il Giardino in the courtyard of 44
Stanley ave, Milpark FRIDAY the 17th.
I expect we will settle down with the 1st cold one at approx. 4pm.
If you don’t know where 44 Stanley is, then you just aren’t cool enough to
attend. Unless you from Amsterdam, in which case use Google. Bring friends, bring family, bring that hot model friend.
Any questions? @spillly
Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer
guts plus arrogance; it’s Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, no other word,
and no other language, can do it justice. This is a great example: A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for a dollar each. Every
day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he
passed the pretzel stand he would leave her a dollar, but never take a
pretzel. This offering went on for more than 3 years. The two of them never
spoke. One day as the young man passed the old lady’s stand and left his
dollar as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him for the first time in over 3
years. Without blinking an eye she said: “They’re a dollar and a quarter
now.” (thanks Hammie!)
A gum boot from DJ Foods.
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device, so please excuse any typo’s made with my man-size fingers on the teeny weeny keyboardHi spillly, Since we last spoke 29 user(s) stopped following you on Twitter;
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