Fucking air mauritius has an issue with a broken plane… I would take my chances..the island is not THAT far away… But we have a free bottle of vodka and lots of dodgy smokes how bad can it be?!
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Thank god ( if there is one?!) That Mr Hamburger organised a FREE bottle of dodge vodka at customs at OR Tambo! Saved the day! So update: flight is at 10 to 12 tonight so we arrive at some ungodly hour at le club med! Like 8 am! Viva africa Viva!
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The view from my hotel: lovely! Just the airport infrastructure and radar towers! WTF? Give us a tuscan mural at least! I mean really?! Ps. Air mauritius have never read a single book on service…
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So this time tomorrow or thereabouts Im gonna be on the indian ocean island
of Mauritius!
Sitting at my desk now, this is a world away and my only concern is how
quickly this week will fly by!
Apparently the new club med is only 65% full so deals are a-plenty so come
join us on a sea sand and hopefully sex extravaganza.
(or maybe it will be sleeping under the palm trees with an i-pod and warming
beer..)
Either way.. so long suckers!!
If im lucky there will be decent connectivity and ill keep ya updated!
B!

Gotta love the taste of whackey whicks in liquid form! Deep heat for your inside!
Where have u been all my life?!?
This stuff rocks! (Also in cream soda, ginger beer and some other classic flavours!)
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Just bought the new U2 CD, (free birthday gift voucher!)
I decided to buy it as It’s a pre-requisite to have in any decent collection
and I went thru a massiv! U2 phase, like in the 90’s!
So listening to it and yes its bono, and yes it sounds like U2 but am I
moved ?
Moved like hearing the last Kings of Leon Cd?
Ah.. sadly I have to say No!
Sadly!
So my advice: don’t bother putting a few more Pounds into the famous
foursomes accounts..
B.