Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said NO and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and fished and went to naked bars
and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and
never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and
ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated
on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin
cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.